But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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