Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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