Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
His nipple licking is glorious
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