She's JV to your varsity
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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