What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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