On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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