is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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