you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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