Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We need to get me chipped asap
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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