Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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