Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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