Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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