I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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