Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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