You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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