is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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