Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Text me some of your sweat
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize