we have officially lost it.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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