random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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