i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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