im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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