i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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