i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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