would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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