i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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