As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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