C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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