I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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