You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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