Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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