Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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