i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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