Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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