Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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