Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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