i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I just blew my weed a kiss
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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