I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize