I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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