shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I am one with the molecules
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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