My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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