It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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