Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He told me they were just razor bumps!
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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