i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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