Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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