My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i drank out of a bidet.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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