508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
as a side note pls kill me
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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