Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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