lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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