And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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