Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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