Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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