Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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