i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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