Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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