dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I supernannyed him into submission
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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