Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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