Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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