belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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